⚡ DISRUPTING DISRUPTION🤖 FULLY AI-NATIVE (MOSTLY)💼 ENTERPRISE-GRADE CONFUSION🚀 MOVE FAST, BREAK EVERYTHING📊 47 ACTION ITEMS GENERATED✅ SYNERGIZING YOUR PIVOTS🎯 MISALIGNED ON ALL FRONTS🔥 CONFIDENTLY WRONG⚡ DISRUPTING DISRUPTION🤖 FULLY AI-NATIVE (MOSTLY)💼 ENTERPRISE-GRADE CONFUSION🚀 MOVE FAST, BREAK EVERYTHING📊 47 ACTION ITEMS GENERATED✅ SYNERGIZING YOUR PIVOTS🎯 MISALIGNED ON ALL FRONTS🔥 CONFIDENTLY WRONG
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OopsAI

Artificial Intelligence. Natural Stupidity.
Meet OopsPilot — the AI productivity assistant that attends your meetings, misunderstands everything, creates 47 action items, assigns them all to your boss, and reschedules deletes the calendar invite. Productivity, redefined. Incorrectly.
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12,000+
Confused Teams
47
Avg. Action Items/Meeting
98%
Emails Sent Too Early
0
Problems Solved

Features That

Probably Work

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Auto-Reply Confidently
Sends emails before reading them. Subject line: 'Re: Re: Re: Re: ???'. Signed off as your CEO.
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Meeting Summarizer
"The team aligned on moving forward." That's it. That's the summary. 47 action items assigned to you.
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Priority Management
Ranks tasks by font size in your documents. Your Q3 roadmap is now 'delete old memes' first.
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Stakeholder Alignment
Forwards your internal Slack messages to clients. Formats them as press releases. You're welcome.
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Calendar Intelligence
Attends the meeting. Misunderstands everything. Deletes the original invite. Reschedules it for last Tuesday.
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Deep Work Mode
Blocks all distractions including Slack, email, and your ability to undo what OopsPilot just did.
What Our Confused Users Say

“OopsPilot attended my standup, assigned 47 tickets to HR, and sent a 'per my last email' to the CEO. 10/10 would recommend.”

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Sarah M.
Formerly employed Engineer

“It summarized our entire product strategy as 'things will be better.' Somehow more accurate than our actual roadmap.”

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Derek P.
Head of Forward Momentum

“I asked it to draft a polite decline email. It replied all to the entire company. Politely.”

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Aiko T.
Current Job Seeker
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